![]() The 1996, Trevor Nunn directed film of Twelfth Night is particularly fertile with flowery pick up lines and comedy gems. Hallow your name to the reverberate hillsīut you should pity me. Viola: Make me a willow cabin at your gateĪnd sing them loud even in the dead of night, Your bum is the greatest thing about youĪnd for all you theatrical overachievers, here’s a short scene from Twelfth Night with which you can absolutely drown your intended in melodrama & plush romance:.I do love nothing in the world so well as you: is not that strange?.My heart fly to your service there resides, I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes.With groans that thunder love, with sighs of fire Did my heart love til now? Foreswear it, sight!įor I ne’er saw true beauty til this night.I do love you more than words can wield the matter,.Thoughts beget hot deeds, and hot deeds is love Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?.By maidenhood, truth, honor, and everything,.The great Bard’s style fits perfectly in a D&D game! Words to woo by, plucked directly from Shakespeare’s many romantic plays. Those that look upon your face, were they even the most savage of monsters, would derive a new nature from your beauty.You are beauty without parallel in your face all the Graces, and your mind all the Virtues are met.You are the star by which my fate is led.Tis my duty to obey your fair commands – you are the only person I have ambition to honor.Others to you are like glimmering stars compared to the full moon.You have offered me an honor impossible to requite by granting me the happiness of your company this day.The unblown rose, the crystal, nor the diamond, are not more pure than you.Your wit is as nimble as your tongue your words have charmed my very soul!.Your eyes are orbs of stars – they put the night sky to shame.The sun never met the summer with more joy than I have met you!.Celestial beauty, with thy ambrosial kisses bathe my lips!.You are the star I reach toward – I wear you in my heart.The ocean is not more boundless than your favors!.Your face is as welcome as light to day, as health to sick men.Grant me leave to be like unto your shade – always by your side!.Your words are as sweet as the breath of lyres.A kiss is but a minute’s joy… shall we make a night of it?.You are as glorious as the noontide sun!.This list is sure to get some groans, but hopefully some successful Persuasion checks, too! Girl/boy, you are positively divine – I’m taking radiant damage just standing hereĪnd by “best” we really mean more cheesy D&D pick up lines than you can shake a lute at.Excuse me for not introducing myself earlier, but your beauty knocked me prone when you came into the room!.My Monk friend taught me some of the Quivering Palm technique… wanna see how it works?.Damn baby, we won’t need to cast Stone Skin to make this bedrock!.I took the Endurance feat, which means I can go all night long. ![]() If you were words in a spellbook you’d be the fine print! Besides being gorgeous, what do you do in town?.Mage Hand gives me 5 extra, magic fingers – if you know what I mean.Nice, right? Know what it’s made from? Boyfriend/girlfriend material Don’t worry, babe I’m a lover and a fighter.As an elf/half-elf normally I’m immune to being charmed… but in your case I think I’ll make an exception.I don’t remember casting Summon Celestial, but here you are.Do you believe in love at first sight? Or would you like me to walk by again?.Why don’t you come back to my place tonight and I’ll show you my Wand of Wonder/Staff of the Python/Immovable Rod?.What plane are you from? Cuz you are out of this world!.Is that a longsword you’re equipped with, or are you just happy to see me?.I went to Bardic College, good sir/lady, so I really know how to use my tongue….Not with every spell in the Arcane Tradition could I rival the magic of your eyes!.Your beauty is deserving of masterful poetry – my meager words could never suffice!.Life of my soul and heart’s eternal prize! ![]()
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